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Change: This isn't so much mis-direction as it is knowing it's true. Once an animal is "kicked" out of the nest it's out for good. Not so for us humans. Oh well, that's the way of the not so innocent.Dear George: I keep hearing about   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 417)

Change: Griffin funny? Perhaps it's just the outrageousness of saying out loud what others may be thinking but don't have the courage to utter aloud. Help me out here. What makes her style of comedy funny?"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty." Joe E. Lewis.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 531)

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