Inspired by the antics of Congressman William Jefferson (D La).


1. I only work with cold, hard cash.
2. I don't want to leave a paper trail.
3. It makes me feel secure.
4. It's quite an ice breaker.
5. It impresses the ladies.
6. It's easier to store than guns.
7. It muliplies rapidly with drugs.
8. Who needs food?
9. Money will buy anything. ANYTHING!
10. It greases a lot of wheels.
11. It's my pension plan.
12. I cashed out my bank account.
13. If I put it in the bank I'll have to pay taxes.
14. It makes me feel good.
15. It's an aphrodisiac.


As you can see there are many good reasons for the honorable Congressmsan to have all this cash stored in his freezer. So what's the big deal?