This site is dedicated to you. The worker. The one the boss directs, criticises, sweats, pounds on, and ignores when things are going well. You, the unrepresented, the lone voice that cry for more pay and receives nickel coffee in a used paper cup. You're the one who must take out a second mortgage to pay the baby sitter and cover gasoline costs. You're the one the politicians court and when elected turn their back. You. This site is for you. So take heart. There is someone in your corner who knows exactly what you go through every week in that situation loosely defined as a JOB.

To cheer you up here are a few thoughts you probably wanted to say to the boss at one time or another and just couldn't:

"Hey Boss Man. When you enter a room the walls melt."

"When you open your mouth I go to sleep."

"You look like a project ran over you."

"If I had a dime every time you opened your mouth I'd be rich."

"After your mother gave birth she should have sued for malfeasance."

"I heard your brother got a job as a monkey in the zoo."

"Did you say something or was that just your brain belching?"

"I see you decorated your office in early disaster."

"If I had your bank account I'd be under Federal Indictment."

That's just a few comments but you understand what I'm trying to express here. So go now and walk softly, belch quietly, talk with proper cringing demeanor, and always always bow before His/Her Majesty the BOSS!